Top 50 weird chuck Norris jokes and facts
* Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly. * Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. * Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain. * Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal. * When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. * Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order. * A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pan...