50 Awesome Chuck Norris jokes you should read
* When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. * Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. * Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes. * There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue. * When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. * Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red. * A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of...